With All Due Respect, Mrs. Simpson, You're Not A Doctor, The Boy's Not A Doctor, The Only Person Who Even Comes CLOSE Is This Man [Nick Riviera].

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With all due respect, Mrs. Simpson, you're not a doctor, the boy's
not a doctor, the only person who even comes CLOSE is this man [Nick
Riviera].
-- Lionel Hutz responding to Marge's skepticism,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"

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