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Lisa: Excuse Me, Mr. Hutz. Are You A Shyster? Hutz
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Lisa: Excuse me, Mr. Hutz. Are you a shyster?
Hutz: How does a nice little girl like you know a big word like that?
-- Lisa suspects Lionel Hutz isn't on the level,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
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Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement.
But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement....
Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz, attorney at law.
Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water....
Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. What's that, a broken neck?
Great! -- Chasing a gurney down the corridor, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
The Supreme Court called again. They need your help on some freedom thing.
-- Della, Lionel Hutz' secretary, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Gladys: "... and that has made all the difference." Now let's get down to business.
[Hutz's voice on the tape] To my executor, Lionel Hutz, I leave $...
Marge: So, Mr. Hutz, does my husband have a case? Hutz
I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson, but you can't copyright a drink....
Bailiff: Do you promise to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Marge: Mmm... Yes, I do. Hutz: She sounded like she was taking that awful seriously....
Yes, Harvard, Yale, MIT, Oxford, The Sorbonne, the Louvre [pron.
Loove-rah]. -- Lionel Hutz, attorney at law, listing his degrees, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
With all due respect, Mrs. Simpson, you're not a doctor, the boy's not a doctor, the only person who even comes CLOSE is this man [Nick Riviera].
-- Lionel Hutz responding to Marge's skepticism, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...