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Hutz: Doctor, Are You Sure There Isn't A Little Soft Tissue Trauma In The Facial Area?
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Hutz: Doctor, are you sure there isn't a little soft tissue trauma
in the facial area?
Riviera: Oh yeah, tons of it! [wrapping Bart's head] Just say when!
-- Bart is in the care of trained professionals,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
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Just look at the X-rays! You see that dark spot there?
Whiplash. And this smudge here, that looks like my fingerprint?...
Homer: The doctor says it's just a bump on the head and a broken toe, nothing serious.
Hutz: Pfft. Doctors. Doctors are idiots! -- "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
With all due respect, Mrs. Simpson, you're not a doctor, the boy's not a doctor, the only person who even comes CLOSE is this man [Nick Riviera].
-- Lionel Hutz responding to Marge's skepticism, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Bart: Um, say, is there anything I can do to avoid coming back here?
Satan: Oh, sure, yeah. But, eh, you wouldn't like it....
Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz, attorney at law.
Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water....
Lisa: Excuse me, Mr. Hutz. Are you a shyster? Hutz
How does a nice little girl like you know a big word like that?...
Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement.
But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement....
Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. What's that, a broken neck?
Great! -- Chasing a gurney down the corridor, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
-- Bart introduces himself to Satan, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...