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Okay Everybody, For The Next Fifteen Minutes, One Third Off On Every Pitcher.
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Okay everybody, for the next fifteen minutes, one third off on every
pitcher. One per customer, domestic beer only. Hey, no sharing.
-- Moe, "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
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Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
Moe: Oh, you're better off. Rich people aren't happy.
From the day they're born to the day they die, they &l...
Hey, cool, I'm dead. -- Bart realizes he's dead, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca
Cletus: [waving] Hey slow down! I wants to talk to you!
[Homer stops the car] Cletus: Give us three hundred pretzels....
Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
HEY! Just go on to the next message and no one gets hurt . . .
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for <you> will never die.
-- Homer's love for Marge is shaken, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz. Moe: Just a sec....
Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check.
Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt....