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• Marge: [holding up a headband] Mmm, honey, I don't think these clothes are us.
  Lisa: Who are they? Cletus: Hey, Brandine. [holds up a short shirt reading "Classy Lassy"] You can wear this shirt to work....
• Goodman: OK, let's see if we've learned anything. I want you two to simulate a typical household problem.
  Go. Cletus: [on Homer's knee] Uh, Pa, I cut my finger on the screen door again....
• on top of a telephone pole] Cletus: Hey you know what?
  I could call my ma while I'm up here. [yelling] Hey, maw!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Goodman: Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?
  [everyone puts their hands up] Without resorting to violence....
• Cletus: Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to your job interview.
  Brandine: And scuff up the topless dancin' runway?...
• lide of Dr. Hibbert] Mrs. Hibbert: Julius! [slide or Chief Wiggum] Mrs.
  Wiggum: Clancy! [slide of Skinner] Chalme...
• Marge: Miss? Miss? Do you have a Chanel suit or any other high quality clothes?
  Saleswoman: No, ma'am, but we do have a shipment of slightly burned Sears activewear coming in this afternoon....
• Marge: [thinking] Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
  Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not wearing diaper....