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Hm. Thursday. Meatloaf Night. As It Was, Is Now, And Ever Shall Be.
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Hm. Thursday. Meatloaf night. As it was, is now, and ever shall be.
-- Lisa muses on drab dinner fare, "One Fish, Two Fish,
Blowfish, Blue Fish"
Related:
Hm. Friday night. Pork chops. From cradle to grave, etched in stone and God's library somewhere in heaven.
.. -- Lisa muses on drab dinner fare, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Homer: Okay, okay, where do <you> want to go? Lisa
Anywhere but hamburgers, pizza, or fried chicken!...
Homer: What are you getting at? Lisa: Well, you're always trying to teach me to be open-minded, try new things, live life to the.
.. Homer: What are you talking about? Nobody's trying to teach you that!...
Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
-- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
I've got a dried-out end piece with your name on it, Lisa!
-- Homer serves dinner, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Homer: Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Marge: Your meatloaf will be ready in eight seconds, Homer.
Homer: D'oh! Isn't there anything faster than a microwave?...
Oh I want to be in that rumba When the saints go over there!
-- Homer sings to Lisa's sax playing, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
This is our karaoke bar. Now it is empty, but soon it will be hopping with drunken Japanese businessmen.
-- Restaurant hostess, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Marge: Tomorrow night, it might be nice to go out for dinner.
Homer: Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? Marge!...