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Hm. Friday Night. Pork Chops. From Cradle To Grave, Etched In Stone And God's Library Somewhere In Heaven.
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Hm. Friday night. Pork chops. From cradle to grave, etched
in stone and God's library somewhere in heaven...
-- Lisa muses on drab dinner fare, "One Fish, Two Fish,
Blowfish, Blue Fish"
Related:
Hm. Thursday. Meatloaf night. As it was, is now, and ever shall be.
-- Lisa muses on drab dinner fare, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Homer: What are you getting at? Lisa: Well, you're always trying to teach me to be open-minded, try new things, live life to the.
.. Homer: What are you talking about? Nobody's trying to teach you that!...
Homer: Okay, okay, where do <you> want to go? Lisa
Anywhere but hamburgers, pizza, or fried chicken!...
Marge: Tomorrow night, it might be nice to go out for dinner.
Homer: Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? Marge!...
I've got a dried-out end piece with your name on it, Lisa!
-- Homer serves dinner, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Hi, I'm Larry King. In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.
.. -- Bible-on-cassette, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
-- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Oh I want to be in that rumba When the saints go over there!
-- Homer sings to Lisa's sax playing, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Come on, pal! Fugu me!
-- Homer snaps at Akira the waiter, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...