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Moe: Please, Not In Public. Man: You Be Dying!
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Moe: Please, not in public.
Man: You
be dying!
Barney: Whoa! How European! [belch]
-- responses from the bar folk to Homer's good-bye
kisses, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
Related:
Moe, another last beer, please. -- Homer, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Homer: [spots his harmonica-playing cell-mate] That's sort of nice.
What are you in for? Man: Atmosphere....
Come on, pal! Fugu me!
-- Homer snaps at Akira the waiter, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Fan-fugu-tastic! -- Homer eats some fugu, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Homer: [on the phone] You gotta help me, Barney, I'm in jail.
Barney: You are? Hey, Homer, go to the window. [waves across the street to Homer] Hiya neighbor!...
This is our karaoke bar. Now it is empty, but soon it will be hopping with drunken Japanese businessmen.
-- Restaurant hostess, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar] Home
No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both....
Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
-- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
I've got a dried-out end piece with your name on it, Lisa!
-- Homer serves dinner, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...