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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar] Home
  No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both....
• Marge: Tomorrow night, it might be nice to go out for dinner.
  Homer: Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? Marge!...
• Homer: Marge! Why did you let me sleep so late? Marge
  You looked so peaceful lying there. Homer: There'll be plenty of time for that!...
• Dr. H: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages.
  The first is denial. Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!...
• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....
• Marge: I'm worried that you're making too big a deal of this silly little kiddie golf tournament.
  Homer: But Marge, but this is our big chance to show up the Flandereses....
• Marge: Bart's grades are up a little this term. But Lisa's are way down.
  Homer: Oh... We always have one good kid and one lousy kid....