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Homer: Hey Burns! Eat! My! Shorts! Burns: Who The Sam Hill Was That?
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Homer: Hey Burns! Eat! my! shorts!
Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
Smithers: Why it's Homer Simpson, sir. One of the schmos from sector
7-G.
Burns: Simpson, eh?
-- "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
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