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Burns: [peering Through Binoculars] Smithers!
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Burns: [peering through binoculars]
Smithers! Check out the luscious pair on that redhead.
[staring at her red pumps]
That's it baby, work those ankles!
Smithers: Ring-a-ding-ding, sir.
-- "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
Related:
Homer: Hey Burns! Eat! my! shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
Smithers: Why it's Homer Simpson, sir. One of the schmos from sector 7-G....
Homer: Hey, Burns! Eat my shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
I've got a dried-out end piece with your name on it, Lisa!
-- Homer serves dinner, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Come on, pal! Fugu me!
-- Homer snaps at Akira the waiter, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Fan-fugu-tastic! -- Homer eats some fugu, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Moe, another last beer, please. -- Homer, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
-- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Hm. Thursday. Meatloaf night. As it was, is now, and ever shall be.
-- Lisa muses on drab dinner fare, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
This is our karaoke bar. Now it is empty, but soon it will be hopping with drunken Japanese businessmen.
-- Restaurant hostess, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...