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• Homer: My name's Homer Simpson, I'd like to sign up for something.
  Mrs. B: Well, we have an opening on the debate team....
• Mrs. B: This year's topic is `Resolved: The national speed limit should be lowered to 55 miles per hour.
  ' Homer: 55? That's ridiculous! Sure, it'll save a few lives, but millions will be late!...
• Homer: Wait a minute. That word you keep calling me?
  Artie: Ignoramus? Homer: Ignoramus? It means I'm stupid, doesn't it!...
• Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
  I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my birthday....
• Homer: [voice-over] The next few weeks at my dream job were like a wonderful waking coma.
  [Homer turns the balls so all finger holes point the same way] [everyone walking by says, "Hi Homer!...
• Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
  Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries....
• Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
  Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries....
• Marge: You shouldn't pressure Bart like that Home
  If you know of a better way for me to live through my son, then tell me Episode...
• Otto: Whoa. I can't believe I got booted off the team for Mr.
  Businessman. Pfft! I bet I'll get respect once I get that Harvard diploma....