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The Safety Nazis won't be satisfied until the
drinking age is 55 and the speed limit 21
-- Jeff Chan
Related:
The following appeared in an editorial in a Prunty County newspaper.
"In an attempt to improve highway safety, Prunty County recently lowered its speed limit from 55 miles per hour to 45 on all major county roads....
Rights are not subject to negotiation. -- Jeff Cha
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
Mrs. B: This year's topic is `Resolved: The national speed limit should be lowered to 55 miles per hour.
' Homer: 55? That's ridiculous! Sure, it'll save a few lives, but millions will be late!...
He also brought you the speed bump [cheer!] The dip sign [cheer!
] The fifteen mile per hour speed limit on Main Street [boo!...
Waco means the government can kill anyone it doesn't like and get a 94% approval rating.
-- Jeff Cha...
Bored? Drive the speed limit... in your garage.
But, officer, I was doing the speed limit! In hexadecimal!
Speed Limit: 186,000 mps Strictly Enforced