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  [bangs on the TV and the picture gets worse] Ba...
• Homer: Do you two have to sit so close to the TV? Back up, or it'll hurt your eyes.
  Bart: It will not. Homer: [makes a fist] Yes, it will... -- "The Way We Wa...
• Get off the edge of your seat. They got married, had kids, and bought a cheap TV, okay?
  -- Bart fails to enjoy Homer and Marge's story, "The Way We Wa...
• Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico. You know, down there, it's a &l
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• Homer watches TV] Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
  [Homer flops sideways, continues watching TV] Lisa...
• Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
  Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!...
• Homer: [narrating a TV commercial] Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers?
  And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?...
• Now go on, boy, and pay attention. Because if you do, someday, you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generatio
  You may outsmart someone!...
• Homer: Aw, I need a hug. [everyone pauses, then hugs him] How come you guys hesitated?
  Lisa: Sorry, Dad, we _do_ believe in you, we really do....