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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
• Bart: Great story. [bangs TV] Positively spellbinding.
  [bangs TV] [to TV] Damn you. Homer: Bart!...
• Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
  Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting....
• I'm livin' it, but I ain't lovin' it.
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• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
• Homer: You know, Marge, I've had my share of troubles, but sitting here now with you and the kids in our cozy home in this beautiful free country.
  ..it just makes me feel that I'm really a lucky guy....
• Cheap Chinese TV, what did I ever buy it for...
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• Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids, I have a scandalous story of my own.
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