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Homer: My Tux Is Going To Have The Widest Lapels, The Most Ruffles, And The Highest Platform Shoes You Ever Saw!
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Homer: My tux is going to have the widest lapels, the most
ruffles, and the highest platform shoes you ever saw!
Marge: And maybe I'll wear my hair ... up.
-- Marge accepts Homer's invitation to the prom,
"The Way We Was"
Related:
Marge: Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, Homer.
Jay: Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane....
Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh?...
Homer: So anywho, back then there was _no_ way for me to know your mother was pregnant.
[flash to Marge pushing Homer out of the way, running into the bathroom, and throwing up] Home...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
Homer: [scoffing] Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons.
Marge: Homer, you should be more supportive. Home...
Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
Marge: Homer! Homer: What?! Marge: Are you ready? Home
Just gotta put my shoes on! [Homer is in his underwear, playing with slot-cars] Marge...
Mm. I <was> going to wash my hair...
-- Marge, after Homer suggests the family go miniature golfing, "Dead Putting Society...