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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT YOUR SOUL!...
• Man, I wish I was an adult so I could break the rules.
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• Son, you shouldn't watch that other channel. It's only for mommies and daddies who love each other very much.
  -- Homer catches Bart watching an adult cable channel, "Homer vs....
• Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico. You know, down there, it's a &l
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• Um, he's Homer Simpson, sir. One of your drones in sector 7-G.
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