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• Son, you shouldn't watch that other channel. It's only for mommies and daddies who love each other very much.
  -- Homer catches Bart watching an adult cable channel, "Homer vs....
• Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
  -- Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• I just want to call attention to the fact that I'm not watching this fight as my form of nonviolent protest.
  -- Lisa refuses to watch stolen cable, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Dad, I beg you to reconsider. Tractor pulls. Atlanta Braves baseball.
  Joe Franklin! -- Bart begs Homer not to cut the cable hook-up, "Homer vs....
• I should box your ears, you, you, you SNEAKY PETE! -- Flanders is upset at the cable TV hook-up man, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Myth: It's only fair to pay for quality first-run movies.
  Fact: Most movies shown on cable get two stars or less and are repeated ad nauseum....
• Cop: Word on the street is that you have an illegal cable hookup.
  Homer: No! No, I... It wasn't me. It was my wife....
• Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico. You know, down there, it's a &l
  eal> sport. ... Bart: Ooh, this is where Jaws eats the boat....