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I Just Want To Call Attention To The Fact That I'm Not Watching This Fight As My Form Of Nonviolent Protest.
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I just want to call attention to the fact that I'm not watching
this fight as my form of nonviolent protest.
-- Lisa refuses to watch stolen cable,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Related:
Apu: Oh, hello, Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerkys.
Homer: Oh, did you swipe those from work? Apu: Certainly not....
Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs.
Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
-- Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Man, I wish I was an adult so I could break the rules.
-- Bart is caught watching a cable porn channel, [Burger King alert!...
Son, you shouldn't watch that other channel. It's only for mommies and daddies who love each other very much.
-- Homer catches Bart watching an adult cable channel, "Homer vs....
Cop: Word on the street is that you have an illegal cable hookup.
Homer: No! No, I... It wasn't me. It was my wife....
Lisa: Hi, Dad. I think stealing cable is wrong, so I am choosing not to watch it in the hopes that others will follow my example.
That's the last you'll hear from me on the matter....
Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico. You know, down there, it's a &l
eal> sport. ... Bart: Ooh, this is where Jaws eats the boat....
Myth: It's only fair to pay for quality first-run movies.
Fact: Most movies shown on cable get two stars or less and are repeated ad nauseum....