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• Will you quit staring at me like that!? -- Homer to Lisa who is staring innocently at Homer from outside, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• I just want to call attention to the fact that I'm not watching this fight as my form of nonviolent protest.
  -- Lisa refuses to watch stolen cable, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
  -- Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• The cable stays! The foot has spoken! -- Homer puts his foot down, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• It's funny 'cause it's true. -- Homer laughs at a stand-up routine, [inside joke alert!
  ] "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Homer: Hey, how'd you get in here? Man: Oh, your door wasn't locked in any serious way.
  -- Homer finds a man in his living room, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious. Homer: Well, thank you, honey.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• It's Watson-Tatum 2. This time... it's for money! -- `The Bout to Knock the Other Guy Out', "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...