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• Marge: Oh, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools here.
  Bart: Oh, school, right, yeah, that's your answer to everything....
• Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
  Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....
• Marge: I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major purchases.
  Homer: Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single fire....
• Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
  They let everybody out of school early just because _you_ brought a dog?...
• Lisa: Hey, this says we should feed him lots of eggs and olive oil to ensure a glossy coat.
  Homer: Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed everyday....
• Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
  So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back -- or you can go out there and find your dog....
• Marge: Those are very elaborate sneakers. Bart: They better be, for 125 big ones!
  Homer: D'oh! Marge: 125 dollars?!? Home...
• Homer: Here's your magazines. How many of these guys are named Corey?
  Lisa: Eight. Thanks, Dad. Bart's Dog Gets An F...
• Homer: [lying on the couch] Oh, Maaarge, I'm still hurt!
  \\ [rings a handbell] Maaarge!...