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Advisor: What About A Separate Soundproof Bubble-dome For The Kids With Optional Restraints And Muzzles?
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Advisor: What about a separate soundproof bubble-dome for the kids
with optional restraints and muzzles?
Homer: Bullseye!
-- designing a car, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
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Some things are so snazzy they never go out of style!
Like tail fins... And bubble domes... And shag carpeting....
I want a horn here, here, and here. You can never find a horn when you're mad.
And they should all play `La Cucaracha'. -- Homer, designing a car, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Bart: Dad? Homer: What is it, boy? Bart: I thought your car was really cool.
Homer: Thanks boy! I was waiting for someone to say that....
Hang up, call me back, and say the exact opposite of everything you just said.
-- Herbert, to his advisor, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
-- Homer, threatening his kids, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Herbert: Hey Homer, how's your car coming? Homer: Oh, fine.
They were putting in an onboard something-or-other and rack-and-peanut steering....
Holy moly, the bastard's rich! -- Homer, seeing his brother's mansion, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Homer: Oh brother, where art thou! Attendant: Take it easy, buddy, they moved across the street.
Homer: Oh, hee hee. Sorry. -- looking for the orphanage, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Herbert: Every day we're losing ground to the Japanese and I want to know why.
Advisor: Oh, unfair trade practices? Advisor: Mushy-headed one-worlders in Washington?...