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Lisa: The Mouse Is Named Itchy And The Cat Is Named Scratchy.
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Lisa: The mouse is named Itchy and the cat is named Scratchy.
Bart: They hate each other.
Lisa: And they're not shy about expressing it.
-- "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
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