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His Life Was An Unbridled Success Until He Found Out.
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His life was an unbridled success until he found out... he was a
Simpson.
-- Lisa, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
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Holy moly, the bastard's rich! -- Homer, seeing his brother's mansion, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Holy Moly! The bastard's rich! -- Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
-- Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Lisa: A long-lost half-brother. How Dickensian! Ba
So, any idea where this bastard lives? Homer: Bart!...
Hello there. Do you miss the Antarctic? -- Lisa, talking to a penguin at the zoo, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
All my life, I have searched for a car that feels a certain way.
Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball....
Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
-- Homer, threatening his kids, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Director: Your brother could be anywhere. Even ..
. Detroit. Homer: I know he could be <anywhere>, that's why I want you to narrow it down!...
Homer: And our three children: Bart, Lisa ... Maggie
[falls down] [thud] Homer: ... and Maggie. Ba...