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  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
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  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
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  Was she pretty? W.C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
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• The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!