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Why Don't I Just Give You This Pen With My Phone Number On It.
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Why don't I just give you this pen with my phone number on it. It looks
just like a cigar. Isn't that something!
-- Lionel Hutz leaves a calling card, "Old Money"
Related:
Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz, attorney at law.
Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water....
Skinner: It's coming pretty close to the ground, maybe I can catch it.
Don't touch the telescope, Bart. A slight change in elevation can destroy a whole morning's work....
Hutz: There is one catch... You must spend one night in.
.. a haunted house! Grampa: [gasp!] Hutz: Just kidding....
Marge: So, Mr. Hutz, does my husband have a case? Hutz
I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson, but you can't copyright a drink....
Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement.
But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement....
Otto: My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like nobody's good enough for me.
[a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs!...
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.
Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $...
I can't come to the phone now, so... Hey -- that's a nice phone you have there.
Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have answering machines bothering you all the time....
Gladys: "... and that has made all the difference." Now let's get down to business.
[Hutz's voice on the tape] To my executor, Lionel Hutz, I leave $...