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Homer: A Double Cheeseburger, Onion Rings, Large Strawberry Shake, And For God's Sakes, Hurry!
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Homer: A double cheeseburger, onion rings, large strawberry shake, and
for God's sakes, hurry!
Voice: [unintelligible, thanks to the poor-quality microphone]
-- The drive-through window of a Krusty Burger,
"Old Money"
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Homer drives to Flanders' house; rings doorbell] Ned
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Krusty: I'm going to personally spit in every 50th Krusty Burger!
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Tony: Krusty, with regards to the large wager you made on yesterday's horse race -- Krusty
Aw, come on, let -- how about letting me go double or nothing on the big opera tonight?...