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Bart: Okay, Lis. Turn On The Water Works, Babe. Lisa
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Bart: Okay, Lis. Turn on the water works, babe.
Lisa: [crying] Mommy! I want my mommy! [sob sob]
-- How to get to the front of the line for a ride at Mt.
Splashmore, "Brush with Greatness"
Related:
Homer: [asleep on the couch, drool dripping out of his mouth] Bart+Lisa
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Homer: No....
Everybody stick together. We don't want to get separ.
.. [turns around, everybody is gone] D'oh! -- Homer's instructions to the family at Mt....
Challenge the raging water of DEATH. Dare to discover what water is really made of!
H2WHOA! -- Mt. Splashmore announcer, "Brush with Greatne...
Krusty: Okay kids, it's time to... Kids: Kroon Along With Krusty!
Yeah! [singing] I want to go to Mt....
Mommy Mommy, there's a strange man in my head!
Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy? Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph.
I'm Miss Hoover. -- "Lisa the Iconocla...
Lisa: [sobs] Mom, this is really scary. I'm going to get my first F ever.
Marge: Cheer up! So you're not good at sports: it's a very small part of life....
He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB.
Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis! [finds vanity license plate rack] Cool.
..personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"....