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  Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...
• Bart: Lisa, will you keep it down? I'm making a crank phone call to Principal Skinner.
  Skinner: [on phone] Well, as a matter of fact, my refrigerator _wasn't_ running....
• Lisa: It looks like a vortex. A gateway into another dimension.
  Homer: Oooh, a vortex. [takes an orange and tosses it in] Catch!...
• Shelby: Quit stalling, kid. Write "Springfield sucks" in giant letters.
  [Bart groans, starts to do so] His can control is excellent....
• Homer: The last bar in Springfield...if they don't let me in here, I'm going to have to quit drinking!
  Homer's liver: Yay! Homer: Shut up, liver!...
• Shelby: We just got word there's Springfield kids in town.
  [all the kids growl] Bart: Curse those handsome devils!...
• Woman: Yes? Are you a new applicant? Homer: Actually, I quit and I came to get my job back.
  Woman: Through there. [points to a doggy door] [Homer crawls through, into Mr....
• Abe: [points to old TV] There she is, the old Radiation King.
  You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours on end....
• I've thought about what you've said, honey, and I've decided to quit.
  -- Homer, ending the "beer baron" charade after it literally blows up in his face, "Homer vs....