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Marvelous! -- Prof. Lombardo Sees A Handyman Paint The Handrail, "Brush With Greatne
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Marvelous!
-- Prof. Lombardo sees a handyman paint the handrail,
"Brush with Greatness"
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Marge, please, I don't take praise very well! [sees a sign painter] Oh!
Another triumph! -- Prof. Lombardo, "Brush with Greatne...
Now, using the Lombardo method, you learn to see everyday objects as a simple grrouping of geometrical shapes.
Heah, we see how two concentric circles, various trapezoids, ellipses, and yes!...
Bravo! Walk away from it. Now it belongs to the ages.
[to next student] You! Not another stroke! Oh well, maybe one more, that's it!...
Smithers: Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?
Marge: Well, no. Just Ringo Starr. Burns: Ring-Go?...
Marge! I'm two-thirty-nine, and I'm feeling fine! -- Homer Simpson Brush With Greatne
Challenge the raging water of DEATH. Dare to discover what water is really made of!
H2WHOA! -- Mt. Splashmore announcer, "Brush with Greatne...
Bart: Hey, Homer, I found your weights. Homer: [admiring] Oh, the Glutemus Maximizer.
.. -- Up in the attic, "Brush with Greatne...
Hey, I've been setting my drinks on these things!
-- Homer admires a rice cake, "Brush with Greatne...
Hello! Hello! Hello, taste? Where are you?
-- Homer bites into a rice cake, "Brush with Greatne...