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• Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
  Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes, yes....
• Burns: [off camera] Smithers! I want my tea! Marge
  Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around like that?...
• Burns: Who is that firebrand, Smithers? Smithe
  That's Homer Simpson. Burns: Simpson, eh? New man?...
• Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
  Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....
• Marge: Oh Homer, don't be jealous. I was a schoolgirl.
  The Beatles were very popular, and I had a crush on him....
• Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name....
• Burns: A non-profit organization with oil...I won't allow it!
  [camera pulls back to show Burns with his feet up on a tandem exercise bike and Smithers pedaling] An oil well doesn't belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart and Maynard G....
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...