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• Donut man: Hey, what gives? These donuts are piling up.
  Worker: Heh. Yeah, Homer Simpson went on a diet....
• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
• Oh, why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?
  -- Homer, setting out on his diet, "Brush with Greatne...
• Bart: Did you guys hear something moving around in the attic last night?
  Homer: Attic? Oh, that's silly. [laughs] Seriously though, don't ever go up there....
• Marge: [admiring the Washington Monument] [chuckles] Home
  Hey, what's so funny? Marge: [whispers] Homer: Oh, Marge, grow up....
• Hey, I've been setting my drinks on these things!
  -- Homer admires a rice cake, "Brush with Greatne...
• Marge: Oh Homer, don't be jealous. I was a schoolgirl.
  The Beatles were very popular, and I had a crush on him....
• Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore. Homer: Heh heh.
  ..it _does_ look like Al Gore. Bart: [admiring] Ew, he smells worse than anything....
• Bart: Hey Homer, I can't find the safety goggles for the power saw.
  Homer: If stuff starts flying, just turn your head! Bart: Oh. Check. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...