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You'll Never Go Broke Appealing To The Lowest Common Denominator.
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You'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.
-- Lisa comments on Bart's campaign antics,
"Lisa's Substitute"
Related:
Modern society: The lowest common denominator.
Martin's Poster: A Vote for Bart is a Vote for Anarchy!
Bart's Poster: A Vote for Bart is a Vote for Anarchy!...
He says there aren't any easy answers. I say, he's not looking hard enough!
-- Bart's campaign speech against Martin, "Lisa's Substitute...
If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common denominator of human achievement.
1978 -- Jimmy Carter, 39th US Preside...
Bob: Hello, children. [with malice] Hello, Bart. Ba
Eep. Bob: Young friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby, is confused about your school system....
Cool, I broke his brain! -- Bart, "I Love Lisa
Martin: [campaign speech] In a sample taken in this very classroom, a state inspector found 1.
74 parts per million of asbestos! Bart: That's not enough!...
Lisa: You, sir, are a baboon! Homer: [gasp] Me? Lisa
Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Home...
a scream is heard from the room above] Skinner: Bart Simpson!
I know it's you! -- Principal Skinner fills in for Miss Hoover, "Lisa's Substitute...