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  Clerk: Pay any amount you wish, sir. Homer: And uh, what if I wish to pay ....
• Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
  Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....
• Nelson: Lisa, cops are chasing me! I need a place to hide!
  [Homer opens his window] Homer: Lisa's window is the next one....
• Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
  Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....
• Homer: Now Marge, "Dear Abby" says seeing films about air travel can calm your fears.
  Ooh! Here are some upbeat titles: "Hero", "Fearless"....
• Homer: Ooh, you like sweets, kids? I know a place that's sweeter than sweetness itself.
  In this sweet place, earthly donuts are sour as poison -- you'd spit them out, you would!...
• Abe: He was right under my nose the whole time. He lives in my retirement home.
  His name is Malloy. Lisa: Wow! How'd you track him down, Grampa?...
• Wow! I bet if God wore pants, he'd have a belt like that!
  -- Milhouse admires Bart's belt, "The Homer They Fall...
• Marge: Apu, you've been so helpful. If it weren't for him, we'd still be in line at the Monstro Mart!
  Lisa: And he taught me how to play the Sheh'nai. [plays a snake- charmers instrument] Home...