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Homer: Never Thrown A Party? What About That Big Bash We Had With All The Champagne And Musicians And Holy Men And Everything?
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Homer: Never thrown a party? What about that big bash we had with all
the champagne and musicians and holy men and everything?
Marge: That was our wedding!
Homer: Oh.
-- pre-party discussion, "War of the Simpsons"
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