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• Bart: What is it? Lisa: Bart, I got a cassette from Mom and Dad.
  I thought we could listen to it together....
• Bart: We're having a field trip today! Ah, Lis, won't it be great to cast of the shackles of the soul-crushing hellhole that is Springfield Elementary?
  [sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot: your class isn't going!...
• Ranger: Okay, search party, before we set out, let's take a moment to humor the children.
  [to Bart and Lisa] Kids, your father's gonna be just fine!...
• Otto: Any chicks over eight? Bart: Not yet, but the afternoon is young.
  -- Bart throws a wild party, "War of the Simpso...
• Lisa: Half a gallon of chocolate. Bart: Check. Lisa
  Half a gallon of chocolate brownie fudge. Bart: Check....
• Bart: Wow, Lisa, looking at you makes me want to get married for a third time.
  I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party....
• Bart: After the supermarket, we'll go to the video store, grab a Krusty Burger, and head for the arcade.
  Lisa: Bart, Grampa's a kindly old man. He trusts us....
• Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
  Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...
• Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
  [holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...