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• Bart: Lisa, what's wrong? Lisa: Isn't it obvious? We've degraded ourselves and set back the children's rights movement for decades to come.
  Bart: You're great at a party, Lis. Really great....
• Are we there yet?
  -- Bart wanders with Homer aimlessly through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...
• Bart: Otto, I'm going to leap over Springfield Gorge on my skateboard.
  Otto: You know, Bart, as the only adult here, I feel I should say something?...
• Bart: Hey Otto! Hey Otto-man! Otto: Hey Bart-dude!
  Bart: Any new tattoos, Otto? Otto: Ho! Funny you should ask, man....
• I'll never trust another old person... -- Bart realizes Grampa duped him, "War of the Simpso
• Bart: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further.
  Bart: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further....
• What are we going to do, hang ourselves?
  -- Bart watches Homer build a trap out of a young sapling, "Call of the Simpso...
• Bart: Please, Dad? If you let Otto stay, he'll help around the house and chip in a few bucks whenever he can.
  Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage....
• Otto: [humming into the bus microphone] Bart: Hey, Otto, can I use that microphone?
  Otto: Sorry, Bart-dude, it's for emergencies only. -- on the bus, "Bart the Daredevil...