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• Homer: Hey, when I was your age, fifty cents was a lot of money.
  Bart: Really? Homer: Naah....
• Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
  Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your age before I figured that out....
• Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
  -- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Bart: Wow, Radioactive Man #1! I bet it's worth a million bucks!
  Dealer: It is, my lad. But I'll let you have it for a hundred, because you remind me of me....
• Patty: Some days, we don't let the line move at all.
  Selma: We call those weekdays. [the gruesome twosome laugh] Patty...
• Bart: There you go, Apu. Apu: Ah, very good. Would you like the deposit defrayed from the cost of a jumbo cherry squishy?
  Bart: No, not today, I need the dime. Apu: Oh, it is good to see you are learning a trade....
• Lisa: If we don't get to the convention soon, all the good comics will be gone!
  Bart: Ah, what do you care about good comics? All you every buy is Casper the Wimpy Ghost....
• Bart: [Daniel Stern's voice, a la Wonder Years] Me?
  Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever....
• Bart: I want this more than anything in the world.
  Homer: Well, T.S.! -- Bart wants $100 to buy a comic book, "Three Men and a Comic Book...