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• Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book. Home
  A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael Milangelo?...
• Marge: Maybe a part-time job is the answer. Bart: Oh, Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that.
  Your already taking care of Maggie and Lisa is such a handful....
• Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
  -- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Until this moment, I never knew why God put me on this earth, but now I know
  To buy that comic book! -- Bart, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Martin: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've killed him.
  Bart: Now you know better....
• Dried apricots? Almond paste? Sauerkraut candy! -- Mrs.
  Quick offers Bart some sweets, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Bart: [Daniel Stern's voice, a la Wonder Years] Me?
  Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever....
• Homer: Hey, when I was your age, fifty cents was a lot of money.
  Bart: Really? Homer: Naah....
• Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
  Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your age before I figured that out....