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• Bart: Wow, Radioactive Man #1! I bet it's worth a million bucks!
  Dealer: It is, my lad. But I'll let you have it for a hundred, because you remind me of me....
• Bart: [sighs] I wasted five bucks on these. Lisa: Where'd you get five bucks?
  I want five bucks. Bart: Aw, I sold my soul to Milhouse?...
• Bart: Hey, Martin, tell him what we do with squealers.
  Martin: I don't know. Is it worse than what you do with people who have to go to the bathroom?...
• Bart: Is this cel worth anything? [gives him cel with arm on it] Deale
  [looks at it, sighs] Let me show you something. This -- this is a Snagglepuss drawn by Hic Heisler....
• Homer: Uh, let's see: eighteen, twenty-seven, thirty-five.
  ..Dealer busts! Looks like you all win again....
• Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
  -- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book. Home
  A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael Milangelo?...
• Martin: How about this, guys? Bart can have it Mondays and Thursdays, Millhouse will get it Tuesdays and Fridays, and yours truly will take it Wednesdays and Saturdays.
  Bart: Perfect! Millhouse: Wait a minute! What about Sundays?...