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Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book.
Homer: A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael
Milangelo?
-- "Three Men and a Comic Book"
Related:
Bart: I want this more than anything in the world.
Homer: Well, T.S.! -- Bart wants $100 to buy a comic book, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
-- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Bart: Wow, Radioactive Man #1! I bet it's worth a million bucks!
Dealer: It is, my lad. But I'll let you have it for a hundred, because you remind me of me....
Bart: Look pal, we got a hundred bucks and we'd like to buy Radioactive Man #1.
So why don't you just waddle over there and get it?...
Until this moment, I never knew why God put me on this earth, but now I know
To buy that comic book! -- Bart, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Martin: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've killed him.
Bart: Now you know better....
Dried apricots? Almond paste? Sauerkraut candy! -- Mrs.
Quick offers Bart some sweets, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
I've got some cocoa on the stove. Who wants imitation marshmallows?
-- Marge, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....