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  Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!...
• Bart: Wow, Radioactive Man #1! I bet it's worth a million bucks!
  Dealer: It is, my lad. But I'll let you have it for a hundred, because you remind me of me....
• Bart: Hey, Lis! Guess who's got a genuine Itchy and Scratchy animation cel?
  Lisa: Oh! That is so cool! That is so exciting! That is so -- [Bart pulls it out] -- crappy....
• Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars? Deale
  Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that?...
• Bart and Homer run into each other] Bart: Pardon me, sir.
  Forgive my clumsiness. Homer: Not at all. Bart: [chuckles, holding Homer's wallet] Home...
• Bart answers the door]} Man: {Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.
  } Bart: {That's me!} Man: {[punches Bart in the face] Don't write no more letters to Mr....
• Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.
  Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little bit of green left....
• Owner: If you are waiting for the Hi & Lois signing, it has been moved to the Springfield Coliseum.
  Bart: Please, you have something of mine on a little piece of paper....
• Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....