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• Homer: [trying to disguise his voice] Hello, my name is Mr.
  Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Postal Clerk...
• creen: "Second season"] Homer: [disguising his voice] Hello, my name is Mr.
  Burns. I believe you have a letter for me....
• You know, it's funny, Smithers. I tried every tincture and poultice and tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy.
  -- Mr. Burns is full of energy after his transfusion, "Blood Feud...
• Burns: Oh, top of the morning to ye! Why, look who's here!
  It's ... good old... You! Man: Hi, Mr. Burns....
• I can't believe you guys. There's a human being out there with millions of dollars who needs our help.
  And you don't want to cash in? -- Homer tries to take the moral high ground when none of his coworkers wants to donate blood to save Mr....
• Smithers, I'm back in the pink! Full of pith and vinegar!
  -- Mr. Burns is full of energy after his transfusion, "Blood Feud...
• Burns: How would you improve the worker situation? Home
  Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday when the cafeteria would serve fish sticks....
• Burns: Hello, young fellow. I haven't forgotten you.
  Here. Bart: Wow, a crowbar! Lisa: It's to open the crate, stupid....
• Some way to show your gratitude! No gold, no diamonds, no rubies, not even a lousy card!
  Wait a minute... there <was> a card... -- Homer is mad at Mr....