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• Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister. -- Marge, "When Flanders Failed
• Akira: We learn karate, so that we need never use it.
  Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I already know how not to hit a guy....
• Marge, TV gives so much and asks so little. It's a boy's best friend.
  -- Homer explains, "When Flanders Failed...
• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• Homer: So anywho, last night we're playing poker, right?
  As usual, I'm winning and not realizing it, and Lenny says that I'm, er -- [laughs] -- get this -- [laughs] -- a little slow!...
• Marge: Aren't you going to watch the rest of your cute cartoons?
  Bart: Naah. Come on, Li. Lisa: Maybe there's something else to do on this planet....
• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....
• Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.
  Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little bit of green left....
• Skinner: Now, this morning we're going to be mapping a small square of sky that's thought to be empty.
  It's my hope that it's not. Bart: So what am I supposed to do exactly?...