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• Marge: Bart, how many hours a day do you watch TV? Ba
  Six. Seven if there's something good on. -- "When Flanders Failed...
• Marge, TV gives so much and asks so little. It's a boy's best friend.
  -- Homer explains, "When Flanders Failed...
• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
• Absotively posilutely! -- Ned Flanders' way of saying, `yes', "When Flanders Failed
• Yes! Oh, yes! Read it and weep! In your face -- I got more chicken bone!
  -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed...
• Homer: Hey, Bartly-boobly, care for a steak-a-rooney?
  Bart: Sounds crumptly-uptious, dear old duddly-doodly!...
• Come on, Homer. I've got an ambition to do some wishin'! -- Ned Flanders, "When Flanders Failed
• Maggie: [playing Monopoly with Bart] [removes her pacifier, coughs up a hotel] Marge
  Bart, don't feed your sister hotels. Bart: [holding up the box] Don't worry, Mom....
• Stupid Flanders. Go ahead, Marge. Have a ball. What if they came back and I was dead from not eating.
  They'd cry their eyes out. [mock crying] "We should have never gone to the Flanders'....