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• Akira: [on phone] Hai ... Hai ... Hai ... Bye. [hangs up and turns to Homer, Bart, Lisa] Hi.
  Homer: Akira, can you read this for me? [hands Akira the box] Akira...
• Akira: Hello, I am Akira. Ha! [breaks a cinder block with his forehead] That didn't hurt very much, because I know the ancient art of karate.
  [lying on his back with a giant rock on his chest, as two men pound the rock with sledgehammers] Karate focuses the mind and gives you self-confidence....
• Bart: Akira, my good man, I'd like two sharks, an octopus and an eel.
  Akira: Very good. Bart: Do you have any giant squid?...
• Burns: [talking to a tin can] Ah, the worm has turned, has it not, my tin-plated friend?
  Look at you, you were once so proud. Feel the wrath of the left hand of Burns!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Bart, I'm really sorry I've been ignoring you lately.
  I got carried away with being popular. But, now that I'm unpopular again, I want you to know I'm here for you....
• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....