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  Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I already know how not to hit a guy....
• Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
  He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me....
• Stupid Flanders. Go ahead, Marge. Have a ball. What if they came back and I was dead from not eating.
  They'd cry their eyes out. [mock crying] "We should have never gone to the Flanders'....
• Homer: Hey, kids, how was school? Lisa: I learned how many grams in a pennyweight.
  Bart: I got expelled. Homer: That's my boy! [sips his Duff] Mmm....
• Lisa: [gasps] Ashley Grant! You gave a talk on women's issues at my school on how we don't have to be second-class citizens.
  Bart: [indignant] Mom! How can you leave us with this maniac?...
• dreams of a penniless Ned] Ooh! [dreams of Ned shutting down his "Flanders' Stupid Left-Handed Shop" with a `Going out of business' sign] Heh heh heh heh.
  [dreams of a grave with the tombstone, "RIP Ned Flanders'] Eh, too far....
• Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time, Bart!
  You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!...
• Burns: Damned infernal gizmo. My kingdom for a left-handed can opener!
  Homer: Um, Mr. Burns? ... [dreams of Ned's Leftorium store] Ned...
• Homer: What are you doing! That putter is to you what a baseball bat is to a baseball player!
  What a violin is... to the... the guy that....