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• Lisa: Bart, in the split second before he died, I bet Scratchy appreciated his birthday present.
  Do you see how this relates to us? Bart: Hey, you want that once-a-year empty gesture?...
• Lisa: Bart, the entire town is howling for your blood, and before I join them, I have one question.
  Today is my birthday. You promised to get me something and....
• Lisa: Mom, what's wrong? Marge: It's your father. He's missing.
  Bart: Dad's missing? Get outta here. Marge: He's been gone for two days....
• o the tune of the Colonel Bogey March] Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
  Lisa, she smells like gasoline. Lisa, da da da Disa....
• Lisa: Bart, in two days, I'm going to be eight years old.
  It's a big number, almost double digits. Ba...
• Bart: Hey Lis, whaddya call those guys in chess that don't matter.
  Lisa: Well, a blockaded bishop is of little value, but I think you're referring to a pawn....
• Marge: Lisa, you'll have a fine time at the plant with dad.
  You've been interested in nuclear power for years....
• Lisa: Dad! Eat something! [holds up a sandwich] It's got mustard on it.
  [Homer's eye view of the ceiling] [Bart leans in and waves his hand....
• Man: Oh, she looks sad. Bart: That's 'cause she knows you're looking at her.
  Lisa: [turns] Although I'm aware you're looking at me, I would look exactly the same even if you weren't....