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Joe's Crematorium. You Kill 'em, We Grill 'em. -- Bart Answers The Phone, "Stark Raving Dad
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Joe's Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em.
-- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad"
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