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• Bart jots down a message] Uh huh. New Bedlam Asylum.
  Loves us. Needs us. Fears he may never see us again....
• Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a persecution complex, extreme paranoia, and bladder hostility.
  Marge: Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is....
• Man: Hello? Who's this? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
  Man: I'm Michael Jackson. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad...
• Man: I can't believe you never heard of me. I'm a very popular entertainer.
  Homer: Oh, of I've heard of you! I mean, you'd have to be living under a rock not to know....
• Homer: I gotta call my family. Oh, this is so embarrassing, calling them from a nuthouse.
  I mean, they think I'm a god! Man: I could call them for you....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Man: Don't you worry. Your family's going to be here before you know it.
  Patient: Forget it, pal. There's only one way out of here, and it ain't pretty....
• Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
  Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Ma...
• Homer: If you ever find your marbles, come visit us.
  Man: Well, how about today? I'm only here voluntarily....